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[14 Dec 2005|11:45pm]
As the christmas season comes closer I have one word of advice for you all.

Ladies and Gentlemen, tip your waitress like you would tip your mother (if tipping was required of children, and it should be). We are finding exactly what you want for dinner (and we wait while you take 5 minutes to decide what toppings you want on your burger), we are pulling the tomatoes off of your salad (even though they are big enough for you to just push to the side and be done with them), we are checking on you every two minutes to see that you have not found a foreign object in your food, we are running to refill your drink after you suck it down within two seconds (while you are shaking the glass at us so we run a little quicker), we are apologizing to the customers around your table because your child is a loud brat and will not stop screaming (until you buy them ice cream just so they can eat the cherries out of the container at the sundae bar and then leave the germ infested stems on the table for other kids to pick up and throw back into the container), we are running back into the kitchen to get you a bread stick after we drop it on the floor while no one was looking (even though it would be so much easier to just pick it up, brush it off, and continue on), we are pouring out the soda that you decided to put ranch, pepper, A1 sauce, ketchup and that fat free honey mustard dressing that looks like mucus in (because you think it's funny and it makes us want to puke), we are making sure that special batch of fries that we made just for you is extra crispy (just the way you like them), we are cleaning up after you (and scraping those pieces of chewed up food off your plate because you have no manners) and we are doing all of this with a smile because it is "part of a server's uniform". We are also doing this for 4 other groups of people sitting at other tables who are just as hungry and "important" as you are.
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He's a Yankees fan [10 Apr 2005|07:26pm]

Last thursday I fell in love with a MC.



We are getting married, you aren't invited.

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[09 Mar 2005|08:24pm]
By the beginning of next week Bella Vino (aka Plymouth Marketplace, Roadside Market) will be no more. If any of you kind souls could point me in the direction of a job that is hiring I would forever be in your debt.
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[31 Jan 2005|03:29pm]
*use google images to find pics to answer questions!*

1. First Car:
(Just pretend it's blue)

2. Place you grew up:

I googled Rochester New York and got some funky ass pictures of people... so i give you House of Guitars instead, it was pretty much down the street from me.  I guess it is famous or something, I don't know.  It smells bad, but has every cd, record, 8-track, or tape you could ever think of.
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3. Place you live now:

well I googled canton michigan and this is what I got.  It pretty much explains everything.

4. What shows up when you type your name in:

so I decided to not search "christina" because I would get Christina alguelriraaea and that is stupid.  So I googled Rovet and I got my uncle.  Apparently he was in a movie for his work against using anthrax in the miltary.  Swear to God.  He looks real pissed though.

5. What comes up when you type your grandmother's name in:

Barbara Lawton

6. Favorite food:

7. Favorite drink:

8. Favorite song:

9. Favorite smell:

10. Most favorite pair of shoes ever:

I couldn't find my shoes so I settled for this man instead

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[16 Jan 2005|08:19pm]
[ mood | bored ]

ahhh nostalgiaCollapse )

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School tomorrow... It's late, and I'm bored [13 Jan 2005|11:41pm]
So I follow the crowd, what up.

1. "This ain't livin, No, no baby, this ain't livin" L. Hansz
2. "I'll be waiting with a gun and a pack of sandwiches" L. Hansz
3. "pull your strap on me nigga and you better kill me" L. Hansz
4. "I want to live to see the earth turn one more time" L. Hansz
5. "Sometimes, the last thing you want comes in first, sometimes, the first thing you want never comes"
6. "When they kick at your front door how you gonna come?" L. Hansz
7. "Drive through your suburbs into your blues"
8. "Baby I'm hot just like an oven, I need some lovin" L. Hansz
9. "I'm slipping under with a taste of poison paradise" L. Hansz
10. "Im deep inside your children, they'll betray you in my name"
11. "Your boy back in the building, Brooklyn we back on the map" L. Hansz
12. "You take your white finger, slide the nail under the top and bottom buttons of my blazer" L. Hansz
13. "Lovely lady let me drink you please, I won't spill a drop I promise you"
14. "No way, no-how, do we ever forget what we've seen"
15. "As long as I know right from wrong, I'll be ok, I'll sing my songs"
16. "I'll call before I come, I wont just pop on over" L. Hansz
17. "And I wish it was a small world, because I’m lonely for the big towns"
18. "Like a fool, I fell in love with you, turned my whole world upside down"
19. "Muthafuck the wagon, come join the band" L. Hansz
20. "This origami dream is beautiful, pull the tail watch the wings flap, but you really can't do a thing with that" L. Hansz
21. "Seasons don't fear the reaper, nor do the wind the sun or the rain" JoeFASTHEADhalisy
22. "You make love, you break love, it’s all the same" L. Hansz
23. "It goes, one little, two little, three little indie rap, headphones, backpacks watch em' all piggyback" L. Hansz
24. "i thought it was a bird, but it was just a paper bag"
25. "i said M-A-S, T-E-R, a G with a double E" Allen!
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[26 Oct 2004|12:49am]
Today I was told I look like a "bacon and egg sandwich." Can someone please clear that one up for me? Ok thanks.
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[08 Oct 2004|08:32pm]
Post a memory of me.
It can be anything you want.

Then post this to your journal.
See what people remember about you.
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freeeeeeebird [22 Aug 2004|04:58pm]
Two things

One: just to prove something to steve:
Pick one- LA Woman by the doors, or Tiny Dancer by Elton John.

(I understand these are two competely different songs, but there is a whole story behind this, and if you want it, I'll give it to you. If not, just pick a song)

Two: I'm going to see Lynard Skynard tonight

(I'm going to be the cool kid who only knows/likes one song)

ended up not being able to get free tickets.. i really didnt want to go anyway
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I really hope no one is watching me do this [11 Aug 2004|02:07am]
Write your name with your:

nose: cyr8iwstihq
elbow: cvhjhrisdtyinas
tongue: chris6ina
lips: christina
chin: \chbrddiusxtfjuihnba
feet: chrisdtina
eyes closed and one finger: chrudyubs
back of my hand: duhridstins
palm: chriujstina
wrist: chnridstikn s
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[02 Aug 2004|01:43pm]
Someone think of a new screen name for me. Seriously, I can't stand this whole nightshadow1639 business.
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[26 Jul 2004|02:35pm]
98% of teenagers do or have tried pot.
If you're one of the 2% that hasn't, put this in your journal.
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[08 Jul 2004|01:37am]
"I have learned more about life from the song 'don't dwell' that I have in 20 fucking years of church"

those crazy kids with their alcohol....

311 was fucking sweet as always. Don't hate because you don't like them.... lauren...
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[05 Jul 2004|06:48pm]
barney is dying
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[24 Jun 2004|11:37am]


It starts at 2 on sunday, but it was SUPPOSED to be a night party so if you all come later that's cool. 45101. claymore. dr. is my address so put it into map quest or something. (I have to put periods there because my computer doesn't allow me to post my address)

Seeing as though I wait until the last minute for everything I don't have a cool flyer that I can post on here. So if you want a flyer, look at Malcolm or Alex's journal.

But in all seriousness, my mom made a lot of lasagna so you all need to come or she is going to be real pissed.

AND if you don't come I'll poke you in the eye like Karl Malone.
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[08 Jun 2004|02:48pm]
You know summer has finally arrived because I'm stuck on the computer waiting for someone to come on and update their livejournal.
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[08 Jun 2004|02:17am]
Lauren wins the award for the best message left while I was gone.

she's going to kill meCollapse )
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[06 Jun 2004|03:23am]
nightshadow's LJ stalker is z3ro!
z3ro is stalking you because you said something bad about them on your LJ. They are also getting jiggy with your best friend!

LiveJournal Username:

LJ Stalker Finder
From Go-Quiz.com
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[28 May 2004|08:56pm]

If anyone has the roots cd "things fall apart" please let me know. I will be your slave for life if I can borrow it.
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tell me something good [21 Apr 2004|11:11am]
I want everyone who reads this to ask me three questions. No more and no less. Ask me anything you want. Then, copy and paste this into your Journal allowing the people that read yours to ask you anything, too.
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